1. Being a One Direction fan when you are over 18: It's wildly embarrassing and I will never admit to it.
2. Amanda Bynes acting like a pyromaniacal lunatic: I secretly think this whole wild streak she's been going through is really a well played prank. She's actually totally normal and just getting a kick out of all of this
3. Royal Baby: It should have been a girl. But I guess that would be hard to explain if they named her George.
4. Reinventing myself: I'm transferring to Barnard College in a month, and I only just thought about all the possibilities. Perhaps I'll reinvent myself as a Scottish exchange student with a speech impediment and a love of Furbies?
